Synopsis: Enzo flips his humanity switch back on while Damon finally tamps his down for good. Meanwhile, the rest of Team!Mystic mourn Tyler’s death. It’s the week before Thanksgiving, but yet I already find myself stuffed – no, not stuffed – overFILLed. AGAIN. What is with the filler episodes in […]
The Vampire Diaries: An Eternity of Misery Recap
Synopsis: We learn the origin story of the Sirens (!) while Damon goes on a treasure hunt that ends with maiming Matt’s father. First things first: are you a village girl or an island girl? Shout out to our girl Sybil for giving Buzzfeed the perfect quiz headline. Also shout out […]
The Vampire Diaries: You Decided that I was Worth Saving Recap
Synopsis: It’s a filler episode, folks. The Siren plays some mind games while Alaric plays around with a tuning fork. This is the last season of TVD – so why in the sweet, loving name of Siren purgatory are we overstuffing it with piping hot filler? Seriously. If I wanted […]
The Vampire Diaries: Hello Brother Recap
Synopsis: Turns out the Big Bad this season is a Siren. Damon and Enzo are still under its thrall, but one of the duo cares more than others. Ric and Caroline get a new nanny for the twinspawn. Turns out that Damon and Enzo still have some personality even though […]
The Vampire Diaries Retrospective
Well, folks, this is it. After 7 seasons of vampy-witchy-Original-heretic-Newcomer-traveller-Anchor-werewolf-doppelganger ridiculousness, at long last, everything is finally ending. Oh, how far we’ve come from the story of Elena Gilbert, the girl who just lost her parents and discovered the hot, new kid in school is supernatural. Seriously though. This show has gotten so […]
The Vampire Diaries: Requiem for a Dream
Synopsis: After Rayna transfers her Huntress duties to Bonnie, Bonnie has to fight her new instincts so she doesn’t kill her friends. Meanwhile, her friends search for a solution that leads them right back to the big bad in the Armory. Rating:★★★☆☆ Last week, Rayna saved Bonnie by donating her […]
The Vampire Diaries: Somebody That I Used to Know Recap
Synopsis: To save Bonnie’s life, the gang get together for a good ‘ole fashioned vampire hunt – but the group is none-too-happy with the forced reunion. We also flashback to Bonnie and Enzo’s Stockholm-Syndrome love story. Rating:★★☆☆☆ If I were Marie Kondo’ing my life like I wish I had the […]
The Vampire Diaries: One Way or Another Recap
Synopsis: After racing against the clock to swap Stefan and serial-killer’s souls, the shenanigans come to an anticlimactic end. As does Stefan and Valerie’s relationship. Elsewhere, Bonnie makes friends in the psych ward. Rating:★★☆☆☆ At the end of episodes like this, I have to remind myself that this show has […]
The Vampire Diaries: I Went to the Woods Recap
Synopsis: So it turns out that Julie Plec didn’t kill off everyone’s least favorite character after all. Stefan gets freed from the Phoenix Stone, but placed in the wrong body; Damon races against the clock to save him. Rating: ★★★★☆ It is a truth universally acknowledged that if a show known […]
The Vampire Diaries: Days of Future Past Recap
Synopsis: A lot of events happen to get all the characters in the same place at the same time so that Stefan ends up back in the Phoenix stone right as Nora and ML sacrifice their lives to destroy it. Rating:★★★★☆ Whew! It’s been a little while since the last […]
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