Okay, this post serves as a farewell post to my coverage of Teen Wolf. It’s been good, it’s been weird, and it’s been bad. This season has been so very, very bad. It’s like an homage to really terrible, senior capstone MFA video projects. There’s no structure to the episodes […]
Teen Wolf: The Last Chimera Recap
Synopsis: Good luck following this one. In the aftermath of last season’s Theo-offensive, Lydia gets committed to a psychiatric hospital and the boys try to save Stiles’ father. Other than that, your guess is as good as mine as to what happened. Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ Let’s start the second half of […]
Teen Wolf: Status Asthmaticus Recap
Synopsis: Everything is wrong and nothing is okay. Hayden dies, Theo traps/incapacitates everyone in Scott’s pack, kills Scott, and then brings a pack of zombie chimeras back to life. Rating:★★★★☆ Theo is a snake. I know he’s hot, and he’s Aria’s little brother from PLL, but he is NOT the […]
Teen Wolf: Lies of Omission Recap
Synopsis: Liam tries to save Hayden from being another one of the Doctors’ failed experiments. Scott learns that Stiles killed Donovan, but Theo lies about exactly how it happened in order to drive the two apart. Parrish learns the truth behind the disappearing bodies. Rating: ★★★★☆ If there’s one thing […]
Teen Wolf: Ouroboro Recap
Synopsis: Theo rescues Hayden and Liam from the Dread Doctors after they complete more experiments. Also, Kira leaves town after she finds out that she was another of the Doctors’ experiments. Rating: ★★☆☆☆ We pick up this week with another obvious title explanation: Deaton’s looking around an abandoned nuclear power […]
Teen Wolf: Required Reading Recap
Synopsis of 5×06: The scuba suits are back on the offensive, and it looks like they’re bringing unhappy, repressed memories to the main cast. Rating: ★★☆☆☆ Can we talk about how over the ‘Dread Doctors’ storyline I am? Because there’s only so much hyped up mystery a gal can take […]
Teen Wolf: Strange Frequencies Recap
Synopsis: The parents suspect that the Doctors are targeting teens who have received transplants from particular donors. Kira’s kitsune spirit gets out of control, and the gang have violent hallucinations while the Doctors kidnap Liam and Hayley. Rating: ★★★☆☆ After Liam realized Hayden was a chimera last week, he does what […]
Teen Wolf: A Novel Approach Recap
Synopsis: Donovan dies and his body disappears along with the rest of the Dread Doctors’ victims, leading the gang to Eichenhouse and Dr. Gabriel Valack. Valack tells Lydia that he knows about the Doctors and exchanges ‘information’ for a recording of her scream, which he then uses to escape the […]
Teen Wolf: Condition Terminal Recap
Synopsis: The Doctor Who robots get an official name (Dread Doctors) and the team figures out they’re making supernatural chimeras. What they don’t know (yet) is that Theo is working with them. Things between Lyds and Parrish heat up both literally and figuratively, only partially because it looks like Parrish […]
Teen Wolf: Dreamcatchers Recap
Synopsis: Tracy is a Kanima who transforms and goes on a murderous rampage before the creepy robots kill her. The twerp (Donovan) who got arrested in the first episode this season ends up getting kidnapped by the creepy robots. Rating: ????? A few notes to start this week’s episode: 1. […]
English