Synopsis: Conde gets captured and becomes the face of an English coup. Kenna’s relationship with Renaud starts, while Greer’s relationship with Laith dissolves. Catherine forces Narcisse to give up Lola, and Claude’s hookup-du-jour leaves her lonely and vengeful. Rating: ★★★☆☆ This episode enforced exactly how irritating the male characters on […]
Orphan Black: Transitory Sacrifices of Crisis Recap
Synopsis: The Castor brothers wreak havoc to find their original genome and Kira gets caught up in the chaos. Helena meets Dr. Virginia Cody, one of the leads on Project Castor. Alison steps up her campaign to win a seat on the school board by dealing drugs to the other […]
Reign: Abandoned Recap
Synopsis: Francis and Bash rush to rescue a church full of young boys who were taken hostage by Protestant rebels. In the meantime, Conde marries Elizabeth by proxy, only to have all traces of the marriage erased the next morning. Rating: ★★☆☆☆ A lot happened this episode, so we’re going to […]
Reign: Reversal of Fortune Recap
Synopsis: Francis finally recovers from his infection after Bash sacrifices Clarissa to save him. In the meantime, Mary tries to find a way to quell a Scottish insurrection while protecting France’s borders. Rating: ★★☆☆☆ After he discovered Mary’s betrayal, Francis collapsed and started bleeding out of his ear. Looks like Nostradamus’ […]
The Vampire Diaries: I Could Never Love Like That Recap
Synopsis: Damon and his mother finally manage to turn Stefan’s humanity back on, Elena (randomly) expresses her dissatisfaction with being a vampire, and the show violates the rules of its own universe by introducing a new species of superwitch vampires. Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ It’s extremely obvious that Nina Dobrev announced that […]
Catching Up With: Games of Thrones Season 4
Alright guys, some crazy things happened in Westeros last season on Game of Thrones and Season 5 is setting itself up to be another wild adventure. Let’s zoom through the five most important moments of last season before the series premieres on Sunday night at 9 PM on HBO! 1. Long […]
The Last Man On Earth: She Drives Me Crazy / Mooovin’ In Recap
Synopsis of 1×07: The knowledge that Todd and Melissa are having sex drives Phil to despair. Synopsis of 1×08: Phil becomes annoyed at all the attention Todd is receiving, and schemes to bring the attention back to him. Rating: ★★★1/2☆☆ This week’s first episode, “She Drives Me Crazy,” was almost definitely the […]
The Last Man On Earth: Sweet Melissa Recap
Synopsis of 1×4: Phil’s attraction to Melissa has him reconsidering his marriage. Rating: ★★1/2☆☆☆ Well, this is going downhill relatively quickly. In just a few episodes, The Last Man On Earth has gone from impressively original to one sitcom cliche after another, from hilarious to uncomfortable. Granted, a lot of this might be personal […]
Reign: Tasting Revenge Recap
Synopsis: The clock runs out on Bash and Kenna’ s relationship due to the King of Navarre’s meddling, and Francis has a fling with Narcisse’s niece. In the meantime, Mary and Louis finally have their affair, but Louis decides to court Queen Elizabeth on the side. Rating: ★★★☆☆ This week’s episode was […]
The Vampire Diaries: The Downward Spiral Recap
Synopsis: Caroline’s friends have a conniption about her flipping her humanity switch, but it seems like she’s doing just fine until Stefan provokes her and Caroline retaliates. Damon learns why his mother is trapped in the prison world. Rating: ★★★★★ Caroline has her humanity turned off, and I swear on […]
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