Well, folks, this is it. After 7 seasons of vampy-witchy-Original-heretic-Newcomer-traveller-Anchor-werewolf-doppelganger ridiculousness, at long last, everything is finally ending. Oh, how far we’ve come from the story of Elena Gilbert, the girl who just lost her parents and discovered the hot, new kid in school is supernatural. Seriously though. This show has gotten so […]
The Vampire Diaries: I’m Thinking Of You All The While Recap
Synopsis: Everyone dies. Well, at least Jo and Liv and Kai do. Elena gets off easy: she’s in a state of suspended animation until Bonnie dies. Rating: ★★★★☆ Well, at least we didn’t kill Elena. This episode was a downer if I ever saw one. Thanks, TVD writers. The scene […]
Farewell, Elena! Our Top Elena Gilbert TVD Moments
Alas, the day has arrived. In a few short hours, our girl Elena is riding off into the sunset (or probably dying some horribly tragic death, depending on how much the writers want to watch us suffer.) It’s been a crazy 6 seasons of The Vampire Diaries, and we’re going […]
The Vampire Diaries: I’ll Wed You in the Golden Summertime Recap
Synopsis: Alaric and Jo are getting married! Too bad they can’t catch a break – Mommy Salvatore escapes and looks like she finally got what she wanted and Kai interrupts the nuptials. Delena talk about their future. Rating: ★★★★★ It’s wedding time! I’m a sucker for a good wedding episode […]
The Vampire Diaries: I’d Leave My Happy Home for You Recap
Synopsis: It’s time for the bachelor/bachelorette parties for Ric and Jo. Festivities get interrupted when Mommy Salvatore goes off the deep end and almost kills Bonnie and threatens a newly human Elena who now remembers her entire relationship with Damon. Rating: ★★★★☆ Less than two minutes into the episode, Ric […]
The Vampire Diaries: Because Recap
Synopsis: Stefan succeeds in flipping Caroline’s humanity switch back on, but it looks like the couple might not survive the fallout. Mommy Salvatore presents Elena with the Cure in an attempt to ruin her son’s relationship. In the end, Damon offers to take the Cure with Elena to live their […]
The Vampire Diaries: I Could Never Love Like That Recap
Synopsis: Damon and his mother finally manage to turn Stefan’s humanity back on, Elena (randomly) expresses her dissatisfaction with being a vampire, and the show violates the rules of its own universe by introducing a new species of superwitch vampires. Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ It’s extremely obvious that Nina Dobrev announced that […]
The Vampire Diaries: A Bird in a Gilded Cage Recap
Synopsis: Stefan convinces Caroline to cut loose while Damon, Elena, Bonnie, and Kai go to the 1903 prison world to retrieve Damon’s mother and trap Kai for good. Rating: ★★★☆☆ This episode was a helluva lot tamer than I expected from the promos and the crew’s Twitter accounts. Sigh. We […]
The Vampire Diaries: Let Her Go Recap
Synopsis: Caroline and friends plan and execute Liz Forbes’ funeral before Caroline decides to turn off her humanity switch. Bonnie also escapes the prison world after she meets Damon’s mother. Rating: ★★★★☆ Wow, so Damon’s telling a lot of harsh truths this episode. After last week’s episode where Sheriff Forbes […]
The Vampire Diaries: Stay Recap
Synopsis of (6×14): Enzo starts his convoluted plan to corrupt Sarah Salvatore while Jeremy says goodbye to Mystic Falls. Staroline finally happens (squee!) before we close out the last of the Sheriff’s open cases, including the death of Elena’s parents, before Liz dies. Rating: ★★★★☆ TVD is pretty dark recently – […]
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