Synopsis: We walk down memory lane when Valerie brags to Caroline about being Stefan’s first love and subsequent heartbreak. Lily tells Stefan about Julian (her boyfriend), while Damon tracks down the last member of Lily’s family to leverage Elena’s casket. Rating: ★★★★★ With the loss of Elena, I didn’t know […]
iZombie: Real Dead Housewife of Seattle
Synopsis: The case-of-the-week covers the death of a wealthy housewife in Seattle, so Liv’s brains are more focused on fashion than on the murder. Partly because it’s her birthday, and none of her friends are available to hang out with her. In other news, Major still works for Max Rager […]
The Vampire Diaries: Never Let Me Go
Synopsis: Future!Caroline is engaged and gets hunted by the mysterious cross-killer. Back in the past (present), Damon tries to negotiate for Caroline’s (and Elena’s comatose body’s) freedom from Mommy Salvatore and her Witchy Backup Dancers. Rating: ★★★★☆ The writers are really into this framing plot device this season, and this […]
iZombie: Zombie Bro Recap
Synopsis: Liv solves a frat bro’s murder, while Blaine sets his plans in motion to take down the kingpin of the utopium underworld. Major and Ravi get strung out on drugs and Major develops an addiction. Hair and makeup still need to do a better job with Liv’s lifeless zombie […]
iZombie: Grumpy Old Liv Recap
Synopsis: Liv’s ostracized from her family after refusing to donate blood to her brother, but she distracts herself by taking the case of a grumpy old man who was crushed to death underneath his car. In the meantime, Blaine starts dealing utopium again while Max Rager hires Major to clean […]
Nerdophiles Catch Up With… The Vampire Diaries
I swear that I will marry the person who makes a CliffNotes version of the nonsense on this show because these season catch ups are brutal and I selectively repressed most of last season’s convoluted mythology culminating in Elena’s unceremonious departure. It’s a glorious trainwreck and I can’t look away. […]
Nerdophiles Catches Up With… iZombie
Season 1 of iZombie introduced us to Liv Moore, the high-achieving, type-A medical doctor whose life got turned upside down (or buried 6 feet under) after she got bitten by a zombie during a rave. Liv adapted to her new situation – even with pale white skin and ghostly hair, […]
Reign: Burn Recap
Synopsis: Mary betrays Louis and stabs him to save her country and France. Catherine orchestrates the kidnapping of Lola and her son to motivate Francis to kill Conde. After the plot is discovered, Francis banishes Catherine, who runs to Elizabeth for help destroying Mary. Rating: ★★★★☆ Last week’s episode concluded […]
The Vampire Diaries: I’m Thinking Of You All The While Recap
Synopsis: Everyone dies. Well, at least Jo and Liv and Kai do. Elena gets off easy: she’s in a state of suspended animation until Bonnie dies. Rating: ★★★★☆ Well, at least we didn’t kill Elena. This episode was a downer if I ever saw one. Thanks, TVD writers. The scene […]
Farewell, Elena! Our Top Elena Gilbert TVD Moments
Alas, the day has arrived. In a few short hours, our girl Elena is riding off into the sunset (or probably dying some horribly tragic death, depending on how much the writers want to watch us suffer.) It’s been a crazy 6 seasons of The Vampire Diaries, and we’re going […]
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