Synopsis: Nora and Mary Louise celebrate their anniversary while Lily plots to kill Julian. After a betrayal ruins Lily’s plans, Lily stabs herself. In the meantime, Caroline tells Stefan she’s pregnant. He does not handle it very well. Rating: ★★★☆☆ I read an article on how this episode supposedly empowered […]
iZombie: Cape Town Recap
Synopsis: Relationships fall apart when Liv takes justice into her own hands as a masked vigilante. Meanwhile, Ravi discovers the zombie cure might not be as permanent as he’d hoped. Rating: ★★★★★ Something magical must have found its way into the water of the writers’ room at iZombie because these […]
iZombie: The Hurt Stalker Recap
Synopsis: Liv spends her time monitoring Major for signs of infidelity because she’s on megajealous stalker brains. In the meantime, Max Rager starts perfecting their latest product, Supermax. Rating: ★★★★★ Apparently all we need are a scoop of stalker ex-girlfriend brains to make this show palatable again! The murder-du-jour is […]
The Vampire Diaries: Mommie Dearest Recap
Synopsis: The Salvatore brothers kidnap their mother to show her how her relationship with Julian is abusive, just like her relationship with their father. Meanwhile, Enzo and Julian fight a duel for Lily, Caroline tries to figure out if she’s really pregnant, and Matt tries to save the room full […]
iZombie: Abra Cadaver Recap
Synopsis: Liv eats magician brains – er – goth, death-transfixed magician brains! Blaine asks Liv for her help in figuring out what the FBI agent knows about the deaths of several prominent zoms on his customer list. Rating: ★★★★★ This episode was magical. And not just because Liv ate magician […]
The Vampire Diaries: Best Served Cold Recap
Synopsis: Yeah so Caroline is pregnant with Ric’s witchspawn and apparently nothing really mattered these past 6 seasons in terms of relationship continuity. Oh, and Lily throws a party. Rating: ????? I keep restarting this recap because all I can write are rants filled with curse words in SHOUTY CAPITALS. […]
iZombie: Max Wager Recap
Synopsis: In the conclusion from last week’s murder, the gambler is set to testify against the company fixer. Well, until he’s gunned down on the courthouse steps. In the meantime, things between Major and Liv are heating up. Rating: ????? Wow, so that all happened pretty quickly. Apparently all it takes […]
The Vampire Diaries: Live Through This Recap
Synopsis: Stefan, Damon, and Valerie go on a trip to find and kill Julian, while Bonnie and Enzo discover the secret of the Phoenix Stone. Rating: ★★★★☆ So that was pretty much the best flash forward ever. Three years from now, Bonnie’s checked herself into some sort of rehab facility. […]
iZombie: Love & Basketball Recap
Synopsis: Liv eats basketball coach brains and ends up working through a lot of her problems with Major. In the meantime, Ravi discovers an anti-zombie serum and Suzuki’s wife brings a sample of frozen brain to Babineau. Rating: ★★★★★ The episode picks up right where it left off last week: […]
iZombie: Even Cowgirls Get the Black & Blues Recap
Synopsis: Liv’s on country-singer cowgirl brains this week. Between bouts of singing the blues and spilling her heart to Major, she and Peyton become besties again and the FBI comes to town to investigate the rich zombies Major assassinated. Rating: ★★★★☆ Welcome back to iZombie, where apparently the writers finally […]
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