Summary of 6×03: Archer messes up before a mission even starts by not remember who the person they’re assassinating is. No one knows where Malory is with AJ. Everyone gets super drunk for Cheryl’s birthday. Rating: ★★★☆☆ I know that the cast of Archer are dipshits by their very nature, […]
Archer: Three to Tango Recap
Synopsis of 6×02: The CIA sends Archer and Lana on a mission to extract Conway Stern from Argentina. Archer asks Lana who’s going to raise Abbijean if something happens to the two of them. Malory loses track of Abbijean while the two are away. Rating: ★★★★☆ Well, we’re officially two […]
Archer: The Holdout Recap
Synopsis of 6×01: Six weeks after the birth of Abbijean Kane, Archer returns back from his latest trip of panic by going on his first CIA mission where he meets Kintaru Sato, a Japanese soldier from World War II. Pam and Cheryl renovate the office. Rating: ★★★☆☆ So here we […]
Nerdophiles Catch Up With… Archer
It’s pretty much on record at this point that the last season of Archer was a weird one. Starting with ISIS being shut down by the CIA in the first episode, the season then proceeded to feature the team trying (and failing) to sell a literal ton of cocaine. How […]
Archer Vice: Filibuster and Arrivals/Departures Recap
[youtube=http://youtu.be/22Gy5FjzFLY] Archer Vice: Filibuster/Arrivals/Departures (5×12-13) Summary: After Cyril becomes the president of San Marcos, Archer decides to escape prison and join up with the rebels. However, this leads to him learning where the cocaine really came from. Meanwhile, Krieger fights against his clones to stop a nerve gas missile from […]
Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue Recap
[youtube=http://youtu.be/xOPo1QETVeU] Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue, Parts I and II (5×10-11) Summary: The former ISIS crew heads to San Marcos in an attempt to sell their weapons to President Gustavo Calderon, who happens to be obsessed with Cherlene. Archer has sex with his wife Julianna and attempts to cover it up. […]
Archer Vice: Smugglers’ Blues/The Rules of Extraction/On The Carpet Recap
[youtube=http://youtu.be/yGitjnDnIIg] Archer Vice: Smugglers’ Blues/The Rules of Extraction/On The Carpet (5×07-09) Summary: After six episodes of competing for worst drug cartel ever, the ISIS team finally manages to screw everything to hell. Rating:★★★☆☆ Well, it’s official. The former ISIS team are the worst goddamn cocaine dealers on the planet. And […]
The Cherlene Album Is Actually Damn Good Country
Cherlene (Songs from the TV Series Archer) Artist(s): Cherlene (Jessy Lynn Martens) Release Date: March 3, 2014 Label: FX Networks Length: 46:27 Genre(s): Country Rating: ★★★☆☆ iTunes Okay, I’ll cop to it right here at the beginning: I did not expect this album to be good. Sure, I pre-ordered it on iTunes, but I kind expected the […]
Archer Vice: Baby Shower Recap
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsBiLWVMGX8] Archer Vice: Baby Shower (5×06) Summary: In an attempt to make Lana happy, Archer tries to get Kenny Loggins to play her baby shower. Unfortunately for him, Kenny Loggins is completely insane. Krieger starts selling the cocaine online. Rating: ★★★☆☆ I’m not sure what I expected from an episode […]
Archer Vice: Southbound and Down Recap
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcHCyqlpcv4] Archer Vice: Southbound and Down (5×05) Summary: When Cherlene gets a gig on Travis County Limits, the former ISIS team pulls a Smokey and the Bandit to get to Texas in 24 hours. Rating: ★★★★☆ This episode was so Southern, it was beautiful. It probably even biases my view […]