Synopsis of 5×10: Arya pays the price for defying the Faceless Men, Sansa stands her ground once, and Brienne finds herself facing the object of her hatred. Meanwhile, Dany finds herself across the world in an unknown place while Cersei is rock bottom. The Wall has their usual problems. Rating: ★★★☆☆ I […]
Game of Thrones: Hardhome Recap
Synopsis of 5×08: The world is quickly changing as Arya learns how to be a Faceless Man, Cersei learns that no one is coming to save her, and Sansa learns what really happened when Theon took over Winterfell. Jon learns a far more important fact though when he witnesses the true […]
Game of Thrones: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken Recap
Synopsis of 5×06: Arya’s training advances, Maergery and Loras are arrested by the insane Faith Militant, crazy things happen in Dorne, but none of this matters because the writers of this show hate us and women. Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ I’m so mad about this episode. SO MAD. Mad to the point that I […]
Game of Thrones: The House of Black and White Recap
Synopsis of 5×02: We get a deeper look into Cersei’s life after the murder of both her father and son and see what worries her the most as Ellaria Sand taunts her all the way from Dorne. Arya finds her way to the House of Black and White while her brother […]
Catching Up With: Games of Thrones Season 4
Alright guys, some crazy things happened in Westeros last season on Game of Thrones and Season 5 is setting itself up to be another wild adventure. Let’s zoom through the five most important moments of last season before the series premieres on Sunday night at 9 PM on HBO! 1. Long […]
Sand Snakes! Weddings! Fire! Game of Thrones Season 5 Trailer Drops!
So the new full two minute trailer for Game of Thrones was released today (actually last night, a cam version was already leaked from the IMAX screening), and we’ve all got April 12th marked on our calendars. G.R.R. Martin announced today that we wouldn’t be getting The Winds of Winter in 2015 […]
Game of Thrones: Mhysa Recap [Season Finale]
So I’m about to hit you with a new style of recaps, also a very late recap. (Like 11 days late, I’m sorry). I must be the latest ever on this, but I just got back from vacation and been playing through Sleeping Dogs so I’ve neglected my duties. However, […]
Game of Thrones: Second Sons Recap
So we’ve come to it. The wedding we’ve all been– I wait this isn’t Joffrey’s wedding? Oh it’s Sansa’s. Ok. Well it’s the most awkward wedding we’ve ever encountered. Also, be forewarned (or I guess be thankful), this is going to be a very short review. In King’s Landing, we’ve […]
Game of Thrones: The Bear and The Maiden Fair Recap
I have to say, out of all the feelings I have for Game of Thrones, I didn’t think this episode was going to be as great as it seemed. I was excited because the episode was written by G.R.R. Martin, but I think because it was written by Martin, it […]
Game of Thrones: The Climb Recap
Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, never get to try it again. The fall breaks them. And some, are given a chance to climb. But they refuse. They cling to the realm. Or the gods. Or love. Illusions. Only the ladder […]