It’s pretty much on record at this point that the last season of Archer was a weird one. Starting with ISIS being shut down by the CIA in the first episode, the season then proceeded to feature the team trying (and failing) to sell a literal ton of cocaine. How […]
Archer Vice: Filibuster and Arrivals/Departures Recap
[youtube=http://youtu.be/22Gy5FjzFLY] Archer Vice: Filibuster/Arrivals/Departures (5×12-13) Summary: After Cyril becomes the president of San Marcos, Archer decides to escape prison and join up with the rebels. However, this leads to him learning where the cocaine really came from. Meanwhile, Krieger fights against his clones to stop a nerve gas missile from […]
Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue Recap
[youtube=http://youtu.be/xOPo1QETVeU] Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue, Parts I and II (5×10-11) Summary: The former ISIS crew heads to San Marcos in an attempt to sell their weapons to President Gustavo Calderon, who happens to be obsessed with Cherlene. Archer has sex with his wife Julianna and attempts to cover it up. […]
Archer Vice: Smugglers’ Blues/The Rules of Extraction/On The Carpet Recap
[youtube=http://youtu.be/yGitjnDnIIg] Archer Vice: Smugglers’ Blues/The Rules of Extraction/On The Carpet (5×07-09) Summary: After six episodes of competing for worst drug cartel ever, the ISIS team finally manages to screw everything to hell. Rating:★★★☆☆ Well, it’s official. The former ISIS team are the worst goddamn cocaine dealers on the planet. And […]
The Cherlene Album Is Actually Damn Good Country
Cherlene (Songs from the TV Series Archer) Artist(s): Cherlene (Jessy Lynn Martens) Release Date: March 3, 2014 Label: FX Networks Length: 46:27 Genre(s): Country Rating: ★★★☆☆ iTunes Okay, I’ll cop to it right here at the beginning: I did not expect this album to be good. Sure, I pre-ordered it on iTunes, but I kind expected the […]
Archer Vice: Baby Shower Recap
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsBiLWVMGX8] Archer Vice: Baby Shower (5×06) Summary: In an attempt to make Lana happy, Archer tries to get Kenny Loggins to play her baby shower. Unfortunately for him, Kenny Loggins is completely insane. Krieger starts selling the cocaine online. Rating: ★★★☆☆ I’m not sure what I expected from an episode […]
Archer Vice: Southbound and Down Recap
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcHCyqlpcv4] Archer Vice: Southbound and Down (5×05) Summary: When Cherlene gets a gig on Travis County Limits, the former ISIS team pulls a Smokey and the Bandit to get to Texas in 24 hours. Rating: ★★★★☆ This episode was so Southern, it was beautiful. It probably even biases my view […]
Archer Vice: House Call Recap
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOpHm87pR3M] Archer Vice: House Call (5×04) Summary: Bad luck keeps racking up for the ISIS team as they’re paid an unexpected visit by FBI Agent Holly while Pam is having a cocaine freak out. Krieger improves upon his mind control chip, leaving the team to decide whether to use it […]
Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor Recap
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDDJsGDP7hQ] Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor (5×03) Summary: Pam’s newfound cocaine addiction leads to her cheating the Yakuza out of a million dollars worth of amphetamines. This, of course, leads to problems for her and everyone else. Rating: ★★★★☆ Now this is beginning to really look like the balls […]
Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying Recap
Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying (5×02) Summary: The former ISIS team scores their first big drug deal with a visit to Miami to see some old friends. Ray serves as Cheryl/Carol’s voice teacher as she strives to become a country star. Rating: ★★★★☆ To be honest, I’d probably give […]
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