Synopsis: Damon’s hell is a repetitive loop of a Confederate mission gone south (hah) and he may or may not escape depending on how **Inceptive** the writers decide to make the second half of the season. Rating: ★★★☆☆ Normally I’m not a huge fan of Groundhog Day-esque hellscapes where the […]
iZombie: Method Head Recap
Synopsis: Liv gets back in Babineaux’s good graces just in time to help solve a murder on the set of a popular zombie tv series. Major infiltrates Max Rager. Rating: ★★★★★ I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this show is best when it doesn’t take itself too […]
Shadowhunters: Mortal Instruments Gets a Second Chance
Fans of the bestselling young adult series, The Mortal Instruments, written by Cassandra Clare, rejoice! Why? Because ABC Family Freeform decided to remake The City of Bones – and it looks a whole lot better than the movie that flopped a few years ago! The pilot premiered last week and it looks […]
So Over It: Teen Wolf Edition
Okay, this post serves as a farewell post to my coverage of Teen Wolf. It’s been good, it’s been weird, and it’s been bad. This season has been so very, very bad. It’s like an homage to really terrible, senior capstone MFA video projects. There’s no structure to the episodes […]
Teen Wolf: The Last Chimera Recap
Synopsis: Good luck following this one. In the aftermath of last season’s Theo-offensive, Lydia gets committed to a psychiatric hospital and the boys try to save Stiles’ father. Other than that, your guess is as good as mine as to what happened. Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ Let’s start the second half of […]
“Sisters” is “Baby Momma” Done Better
Release Date: December 18, 2015 Cast: Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, John Cena, Maya Rudolph, Bobby Moyniham Director: Jason Moore Studio: Little Stranger Distributor: Universal Pictures Genre(s): Comedy Rating: ????? Review Spoilers: Low IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Sisters exceeded expectations. With relatively little media hype the past few weeks, I was expecting this […]
The Vampire Diaries: Cold as Ice Recap
Synopsis: Stefan and Damon hunt Julian, only to be caught and forced into the Phoenix Stone. Caroline freaks out about having Alaric’s babies. Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ Well that was one of the weakest mid-season finales in Vampire Diaries history. This episode was fairly unremarkable — we’ve got a story going in […]
The Vampire Diaries: Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me Recap
Synopsis: Nora and Mary Louise celebrate their anniversary while Lily plots to kill Julian. After a betrayal ruins Lily’s plans, Lily stabs herself. In the meantime, Caroline tells Stefan she’s pregnant. He does not handle it very well. Rating: ★★★☆☆ I read an article on how this episode supposedly empowered […]
iZombie: Cape Town Recap
Synopsis: Relationships fall apart when Liv takes justice into her own hands as a masked vigilante. Meanwhile, Ravi discovers the zombie cure might not be as permanent as he’d hoped. Rating: ★★★★★ Something magical must have found its way into the water of the writers’ room at iZombie because these […]
iZombie: The Hurt Stalker Recap
Synopsis: Liv spends her time monitoring Major for signs of infidelity because she’s on megajealous stalker brains. In the meantime, Max Rager starts perfecting their latest product, Supermax. Rating: ★★★★★ Apparently all we need are a scoop of stalker ex-girlfriend brains to make this show palatable again! The murder-du-jour is […]
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