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Welcome back to the Steven Universe episode collection! Are you ready to rejoin Steven on his journey to be a hero and all the other strangeness that comes with it? Good! Let’s jump right in.
Frybo (1×05)
Summary: When Steven sees his friend Peedee not enjoying his job as Frybo the Fry Mascot, Steven puts a crystal in it that brings it to life. He might be getting more than he bargained for though.
Rating: ?????
I didn’t really enjoy this episode. Not because it was weird or creepy. It was just boring and grey as the weather in the episode.
Steven is looking around the house for his pants at the same time Pearl is looking for a crystal shard. She explains why she needs the shard, but Steven zones her out thinking about his pants. DAMMIT STEVEN, LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER FIGURE. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
Still, he at least catches to come find her if he finds the shard, which he eventually does.
In his pants.
That were moving around on their own accord.
!["Unusual" is a word for it, Steven. [asentenceearly.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mx9mt5oifl1qg3cxjo1_500.gif)
Of course, Peedee isn’t as happy as he used to be and goes on this huge speech about how when you start working, you can never go back to your innocence or something like that. Geez kid. Are you 35? Steven doesn’t quite get it though because he likes his job of protecting people.
Just then, they hear screaming from the shop and run to find Frybo attacking people with fries and being extra creepy. As people run screaming from the shop, Pearl walks by and asks Steven if he even listened to her when she mentioned the shards, the living armor armies and the massive amount of death. He of course says he didn’t and Pearl just sighs, going right into battle mode. However, when she attacks Frybo, she’s blinded by his ketchup for blood, causing her to drop the shards. This gives Steven the idea to use the shards on his clothes and use them as his own army to defeat Frybo and take out the shard.
![The freaking mascot also gets a viking funeral. [kiaraspeaks.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mwll5mwgb61r10fxao1_500.gif?w=470)
Cat Fingers (1×06)
Summary: In an attempt to master his shape shifting abilities, Steven ends up turning all of his fingers into cats.
Rating: ?????
Okay, never has a prospect of a character turning into an adorable bunch of kittens been so… creepy!
Steven and his dad are hose fighting at the car wash when Amethyst joins in while in in the shape of a cat. Steven is impressed and wishes he could do the same. She informs him that he probably can since all Gems can. Pearl elaborates that shape-shifting can be anything from living object to changing specific body parts. However, just because he can doesn’t mean he should.
Still, Steven wants to learn and asks Amethyst to show him how. She tells him to imagine what he wants to be and shake it out. Steven struggles with it, but after some time, he manages to turn one of his fingers into a tiny white cat.
![Oh goodness! [sweetums.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mx40ngslft1s8udf8o1_500.gif?w=470)
Back at home, Steven is figuring out that having cats for fingers makes things a lot more difficult. However, it becomes hard to ask for help or even leave the house when the Gems are going on a mission to a living island and the cats are hissing at every attempt Steven has to get close to water. Pearl tries to stop and help Steven, but Garnet tells her the mission is urgent. Pearl tells Steven to wait for them to get back and blames Amethyst for everything that’s happened to him.
Not patient enough to wait on Pearl to get back in a day, Steven tries to figure out how to make his fingers go back to normal. However, it backfires completely when various other body parts begin to turn into cats and cause cat heads to sprout all over his body. Cutest body horror ever.
![BABY NO. [paging-doctor-assbutt.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mx5tu7mcqt1rwybmwo1_1280.png?w=470)
After the most suspenseful and dramatic car wash scene I’ve ever seen, the cats are finally rid of, even after one scare when the first cat finger returns. How does Steven celebrate? By greeting the gems with ALL the terrible cat puns. Once again, Garnet proves to be my pun reaction patronus.
This episode was a pretty solid upswing from ‘Frybo.’ It managed to be cute in that perfect Steven-y way, but it was also kind of scary and dramatic. I actually worried that Steven was going to turn into a giant mutant ball of cats! If the show is showing this potential now, I can’t wait to see what they do in the future.
Bubble Buddies (1×07)
Summary: Steven’s attempt to impress a girl he’s never met goes a bit strange when they get trapped in a bubble together.
Rating: ?????
This episode is so teeth http://premier-pharmacy.com/product/celebrex/ rotting cute that it could have been an episode of a mid-90s shojo anime.
![IT EVEN STARTS LIKE ONE! [crystal-gems.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mzkn97ftxz1ss9lz5o8_1280.jpg?w=470)
Down on the beach, Steven keeps practicing his greeting, but right as he’s about to approach her, an earthquake hits and causes a piece of the cliff above to break off. Steven sees it hurtling towards her and immediately dives to protect her. This makes his gem activate, causing a solid bubble to develop around them and protect them from the rock. Well, that makes it a good enough time for Steven to introduce himself. The girl introduces herself as Connie, the daughter of a private security guard who works at a lot of different beaches.
Not really sure of where the bubble came from or how to turn it off, Steven decides to ask the Gems. Except, of course, they were’t watching the exchange and it’s too steep to get up to the house. Steven doesn’t panic though and decides to roll into town to get some help from friends.
Of course, when your friends are Sadie and Lars and a mute kid named Onion, it will go about as well as you’d expect. Sadie tries her best to bust open the bubble as Lars teases Steven and Connie about being stuck together. This leads to the two donut shop employees into having a screaming match over how useless Lars is. As for Onion down at the docks, it takes forever to communicate to him that they need a harpoon gun and when they finally get it, it bounces off the bubble and sinks a nearby boat. Well, trawler, as Connie identifies it.
![I feel you, girl. [bullshit-time.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mxkgzyfn7q1rkiy6bo1_500.gif?w=470)
Cue the cuteness because right here is when Steven gives her the bracelet back and offers to be her friend.
![BABIES. [sophieandace.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mylp0q6gsp1sg88fbo1_1280.jpg?w=470)
And that’s when the bubble pops. HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK, ROSE?
The two swim back to shore, but are chased by the worm who wants Connie’s glow bracelet. Steven asks for Connie to let him use the bracelet because, for once, he knows what he’s doing. Using the pillars on the pier and an ability to outrun the creature, Steven manages to get the creature to tie itself up and get the pier to crash on it as Steven and Connie hold hand. The Gems run down and check on Steven, but Connie tells them about what Steven did. Amethyst and Pearl get excited to meet Connie and ready themselves to embarrass Steven, but Garnet grabs them and warns them not to mess with Steven’s “funky flow.” Which embarrasses him more, but hey, Garnet is the best wingwoman ever for that!
![SERIOUSLY. [bullshit-time.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mxd0abhtbj1rkiy6bo1_500.gif?w=470)
Serious Steven (1×08)
Summary: After an incident involving a teacup ride at Funland, Steven is bound and determined to prove to Garnet how serious he is on a rather intense mission.
Rating: ?????
This is probably going to be the episode I don’t rundown the plot of just because I really want people to watch.
Two weeks before, Steven gets sick while sitting on a teacup ride at Beach City Funland and bails out in the middle of the ride, landing on the operator and breaking the ride. Which gets him banned from the park and causes Steven to fear that Garnet doesn’t take him seriously.
![THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. [crystal-gems.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mzivphx84u1ss9lz5o1_400.gif)
This episode was great for two reasons. One was the action. The scenes in the puzzle rooms were suspenseful and super well animated. I could see a full blown gem battle like this sometime in the future and it would be awesome. The second was seeing the relationship between Garnet and Steven. At this point, we had only seen the motherly relationship between him and Pearl and the very sibling like relationship between him and Amethyst, but not really how he interacts with the stoic Garnet.
![AHHHHH! [bryko.tumblr.com]](http://nerdophiles.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mzddh8kyjs1qadqfco4_250.gif)
If you’re on the fence about Steven Universe, I feel like ‘Serious Steven’ could be a real game changer for that.