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Tumblr ExecutiveSuite 2016: We’re Doing Business Like Nobody’s Business™.
Once again, Tumblr has outdone itself in the world of April Fools Day practical jokes. Just like last year’s Tumblr Pro, they’ve released yet another upgrade to the Tumblr platform: Tumblr’s ExecutiveSuite 2016, made to help Tumblr users become a bit more productive in their daily life.
Off to the corner of the Tumblr homepage there is a chance to “click here” and learn more about this awesome program! After reviewing the video, you’re given a chance to upgrade. Once you do, you get a new dashboard, one equipped with far more perks than you could have ever wanted. There’s a sticky note pad, calculator, inspiring quote of the day, and even the “iFortunecast http://premier-pharmacy.com/product-category/antiviral/ commodities trader” so every user who upgrades can keep track of the price of corn by the bushel. The eBulletin widget even takes you to “real” articles that you can reblog to show just how business savvy you are.
When users exit out of this, they will be greeted with updated icons and a brand new friend: Coppy! He might give you flashbacks to 90’s Word and the inherent rage associated with that less-than-helpful paperclip, but at least he’s cute. He hangs out on the side of the dashboard just waiting to be of service.
Honestly though he’s about as helpful as the Microsoft Word Paperclip.
Anyway, hats off to Tumblr for another well played April Fools Day prank. Be sure to upgrade to Tumblr’s ExecutiveSuite 2016 now, because I have it on pretty good authority that it will be gone tomorrow.
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